My Brilliant Dog.
There's lots of things you dont know about my dog,
Its not lazy in winter like that dozy hedgehog,
In summer its frisky and plays around,
it poos all over the local football ground.
It pees all over my neighbors lawn,
It wakes me up at the crack of dawn,
It free, its happy, it does what it likes,
it slashes against dusbins and bikes.
Its never asks me to pick up its poo,
like fascist councils ask him to do,
they are a disgrace to the human race,
notices, all over the place.
They know damn well that dogs can't read,
Its just the stuff that makes my heart bleed,
my dogs brilliant but it never came to that,
he never got a collegiate hat.
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